Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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