Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just had sex bonerless
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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