I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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