my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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