you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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