I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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