I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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