Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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