Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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