so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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