Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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