Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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