Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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