He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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