Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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