You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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