You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This toilet bowl is my home.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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