Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
