I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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