i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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