You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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