Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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