his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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