Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
