Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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