im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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