How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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