Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
