i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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