just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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