Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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