If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
