You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
