The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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