just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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