Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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