Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
