ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
