that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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