Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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