we're blogging at a bar
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you win again, gameday.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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