At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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