ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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