Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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