i was born a porn star she said
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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