Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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