Just cropdusted the office
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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