you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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