Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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