some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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