I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
