your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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