I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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