I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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