HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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