Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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